Tuesday, June 16, 2009

(beep beep beep beep) LATE BREAKING NEWS

Channel 7 News - Sock Puppet Attack Inside Family’s Living Room

Authorities say that the sudden appearance of a white sock puppet with button eyes was seen in Michigan. This is the first sighting by Daniel S. of Michigan and we’re hoping it will be the last!


Moments ago authorities released a police artist’s sketch rendering of the suspect in the near heart-stopping sock attack from this morning.

WARNING: If you see him, proceed with caution. He is known to be “armed” (get it? armed...you know on the arm...oh never mind).


sketch drawing

It isn't too early to be thinking about safety precautions should you meet up with the creature.


Today, in a typical morning ritual of getting Daniel ready for the day, the victim’s mother decided to play with Daniel’s sock while getting him dressed this morning. But then things got out of “hand” (get it? on the han...oh never mind) and the sock puppet took control. It was crazy….the once loved sock puppet of younger years turns wild, and uncontrolled…



During this tragic event Daniel was scared stiff by the sock. Unable to open his eyes in terror as his sister was mauled upon the face with sock kisses.


009Screams of terror erupted from the poor boy, who is sure to be scarred for life.


Fearing for his own life, because of the blood curdling screams that erupted, the sock puppet escaped under the sofa.


Family members and friends are holding a vigil until the sock puppet is captured. Many participants wearing shirts to show their support.


sock_puppets_are_evil_tshirt-p235447368977677879t58d_210Daniel is currently at home with his family recovering from what people are calling “The Shock of the Sock”.


Professionals are expecting a full recovery. He still harbors anger towards his mother and refuses to smile at her. He blames her for this incident. Its a shame….she was only trying to play, and look what happened! Lesson to be learned: SOCK PUPPETS are not welcome in Daniel’s house!




Anonymous said...

omg that is sooo funny!

-daughter C

AshleyS said...

poor Daniel, but this is hilairious!

Eyeglasses & Endzones said...

He He He....this is sooo funny!!

JSmith5780 said...

Too funny! Poor Daniel!

blogzilly said...

Sock shock...awesome.

Amy Genn said...

Hi Melanie! I'm soooo glad you found my blog and left a comment!
You are hilarious! I so look forward to your posts! This sock puppet "article" made me almost cry while I laughed! What a hoot!

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C said...

That is hysterical! Q would be much the same for certain things -- all of 'em out of the clear blue sky. And we love the shirt -- Q's got it too!!! :o)

Keri said...

Poor Daniel, traumatized for life. Too stinkin' funny (as in stinky sock... oh, never mind). Love it.