Channel 7 News - Sock Puppet Attack Inside Family’s Living Room
Authorities say that the sudden appearance of a white sock puppet with button eyes was seen in Michigan. This is the first sighting by Daniel S. of Michigan and we’re hoping it will be the last!
Moments ago authorities released a police artist’s sketch rendering of the suspect in the near heart-stopping sock attack from this morning.
WARNING: If you see him, proceed with caution. He is known to be “armed” (get it? armed...you know on the arm...oh never mind).
It isn't too early to be thinking about safety precautions should you meet up with the creature.
Today, in a typical morning ritual of getting Daniel ready for the day, the victim’s mother decided to play with Daniel’s sock while getting him dressed this morning. But then things got out of “hand” (get it? on the han...oh never mind) and the sock puppet took control. It was crazy….the once loved sock puppet of younger years turns wild, and uncontrolled…
During this tragic event Daniel was scared stiff by the sock. Unable to open his eyes in terror as his sister was mauled upon the face with sock kisses.
Screams of terror erupted from the poor boy, who is sure to be scarred for life.
Fearing for his own life, because of the blood curdling screams that erupted, the sock puppet escaped under the sofa.
Family members and friends are holding a vigil until the sock puppet is captured. Many participants wearing shirts to show their support.
Professionals are expecting a full recovery. He still harbors anger towards his mother and refuses to smile at her. He blames her for this incident. Its a shame….she was only trying to play, and look what happened! Lesson to be learned: SOCK PUPPETS are not welcome in Daniel’s house!